The Hypnotist (A Tale)

The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens’ centre.
After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano it was time for the Star of the Show-
Claude the Hypnotist!

Hypnotist jedhakuro FlickrPhoto Stolen Romer Jed Medina Flickr

Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
“Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time.” said Claude.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket A beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
“I want you to keep your eyes on this watch” said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see. “It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations”

Antique Fob watch Kayla Kandzorra  FlickrPhoto Stolen Kayla Kandzorra Flickr

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting
“Watch the Watch — Deeper and Deeper — Watch the Watch —- Deeper and Deeper — Watch the Watch”

The audience became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights twinkling as they were reflected from it’s gleaming surfaces and the oldies glasses back at it.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.

And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact. “SHIT” said Claude.

A hundred and fifty senior citizens obeyed

15 comments on “The Hypnotist (A Tale)

  1. leathermountain says:

    Don’t get the joke.

  2. Tatiana says:


    • australianperfumejunkies says:

      YAY!! Thanks for laughing.
      Portia x

      • Tatiana says:

        I love your sense of humor. If I were to tell a joke like this, my DH would look at me, roll his eyes and then say “Tut, tut.”

      • australianperfumejunkies says:

        Tell him anyway. He’ll tell the crew at work.
        Go on, give him a reason to tut tut. You love it.
        Portia xx

  3. haefennasiel says:

    I hope Claude has a supply of adult diapers tucked away! ;D

  4. patriciaC says:

    Must have smelled awful in their-Time to go! hahaha

  5. annina says:

    Hahahahaha! good one!

  6. LaurenW says:

    Chuckling quietly to myself and thinking of the smell. Good one!

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