THE HORSE WHISPERER
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, ‘How will I recognize him?’
‘That’s easy; he’s a dwarf with a speech impediment.’
So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse.
‘A female horth.’
So he shows him a prized filly.
‘Nith lookin horth. Can you lifff me up tho I can thee her eyeth?’
So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over.
‘Nith eyeth, lifff me again tho I can thee her earzth?’
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s ears.
‘Nith earzth, liff me so I can thee inthide her mouf?’
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse’s mouth.
‘Mmmmmm, nice mouf and teefff, can I see her twat?’
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf’s head up the horse’s fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
‘Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?’
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Hope that gave you a good laugh. I laughed very loudly, excellent joke.
Portia xx
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You KNOW I am laughing. 05.30 ………
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YAY!!! My work here is done.
Portia xx
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Rotflmao!! There are tears streaming from my eyes, I’m laughing so hard.
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YAY!! Exactly the response I wanted. Great to see you Tatiana.
Portia xx
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Lots of laughs here tonight! Thank you, Portia.
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You are most welcome Azar.
Portia xx
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I almost spit my tea out. I should know better than to take a sip while reading one of your tales. That will probably be the biggest laugh of the day for me.
Hugs to you.
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Any laugh is a cause for celebration Poodle. I’m glad you didn’t spit your tea.
Portia xx
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You cruel, dirty-minded rancher you! XD
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AMEN SISTER!
Portia xx
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Couldn’t stop laughing … same for OH … thanks for the laughs:-)
cheerio, Anna in Edinburgh
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You are most welcome Anna from Edinburgh.
Portia xx
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HAHAHA! I am going to remember this one 🙂
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The easiest ones are the best.
Portia xx
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Hilarious, tearth are rolling down my faith. Love it Porthia!
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YAY!! Excellent response. And my work here is done. he he he
Portia xx
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