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Portia
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Hey Hey Perfume Junkies,
The idea is that anything worthy of comment, either good or bad, that’s passed under my nose through the week will get a short write up. Up till now I have kept APJ positive comments only, those days are gone. If I think something is terrible, shamefully lazy, greedy or stupid and you should know about it, it will be said. Not everything works for everyone and it would be pretty boring if it did >>> YMMV. I’d love it if you all agree, respectfully disagree, have any thought-out opinion and want to share, do so in the comments below. The point is starting a conversation.
Anything that I’m not keeping becomes a super simple GIVEAWAY. All comments are entered. Next week I’ll tell you who random.org picked. If the winner doesn’t eMail me during the week it will JACKPOT to next weeks winner who will get both.
Last Weeks Winner: Cassieflower
eMail me at (portia underscore turbo at yahoo dot com dot au) with your address please
New Sniffs: 15.11.2018
Not sure how new all these sniffs are going to be. Found an old box of samples that I wanted to sniff through. TinaG came for lunch and stayed to sniff. SO FUN! You lot should bloody come for one of these sniffs, they are anarchy.
Guerlainade by Guerlain
Very floral with a lovely hit of Lily of the Valley. Imagine a windswept Diorissimo with peony additive. Softly curvaceous. TinaG cannot stop sniffing it.
La Belle by Byredo
WOW! We can smell bacon here over a cold, metallic incense. Smoky and heavy. Is there a bunch of resins? TinaG is getting a very cold hearth feel but my nose says warm like inside as the fire is burning. I think this was an unbelievably expensive limited edition. It’s OK. Whoever wins this week will get their nose on it.
Hamsa by Olympic Orchids
WOW! Swampy green, pine, broken leaves and twigs, herbs and ……… TinaG just said, “Absinth makes the heart grow fonder.” DEEP SHIT! Now we are both laughing. The heart smooths out considerably and it smells like pulling your fingers through old, cold, ashes of a wood fire. Ellen seems to have done an amazing trick, starers out confrontational and halfway through becomes smooth as beach glass.
Metal Hurlant by Collection Crosier
Fruity opening, sheer and sparkling, with a citrus cleaning product floating underneath. A zing of mint lifts it from the urban and makes it really interesting. This is from Pierre Guillaume’s 100% created molecule rang. Such a divergence for him and I really like what he’s done.
Quand Vient la Pluie Edp by Guerlain 2017
The warmth here is supplied by praline, amber and patchouli drizzled lavishly over a violet heliotrope core. So much more than that and excessively gorgeous. If you can get your nose on this baby, do so.
Smooth Thai Floral Oudh by Grandawood
Poo, medicine, band aids, camels, the carpet in an old folks home toilet and a little hint of flowers in very old water. This is the oudh equivalent of sandals with socks.
You bitches think I hate this. NOPE! I freaking love it. The first 20 minutes are hilarious. TinaG and I are trying to outdo each other with descriptors.
Have you tried any of these? How did they work for you?
Portia xx
haven’t tried any of these but would like to try Hamsa based on the name alone!!! Along with the great interview you did on Ellen over at the Posse.
Congrats to cassieflower!
No need to enter me in this week’s draw, P 🙂
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Thanks Brigitte,
So glad you liked the Ellen Covey interview. I think there are about 10 other perfumers we’ll be meeting.
Portia xx
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Portia! Could you get Pierre Guillaume on the list ?😛 I mean, just look at him!!
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Pierre? He’s not an American Perfumer but I can ask him for a pic. He usually sends one through.
You’d love him, genuinely fun guy.
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Oh right. I got all excited and forgot it was about American Perfumers. Can I put a poster of Pierre on my wall?
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🤫 shhh don’t tell anyone that I won again.
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Oh shut up 🙄
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😛
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You’re impossible 😉
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La Belle by Byredo, wow. Now that’s some intriguing description , bacon over a cold, metallic incense. To me it sounds really great 🙂 i would have never imagine that olfactory picture in a perfume 👌🏻👌🏻. Also Quand Vient la Pluie with “praline and patchouli drizzled lavishly” it’s right on my alley. This is the first time i read about this fragrance, never heard of it before. Now i think i’m a little bit hungry :))))
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HA! Alen,
Yeah, Quand Vient la Pluie is very gourmand. Swoon worthy for us.
La Belle is not bad.
Portia xx
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As you know I’m a masssive Guerlain fan, so I’d love to sniff the Guerlain.
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Yeah Matty,
Guerlain are my home team too.
Portia xx
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OMFG! I’ve frightened my 3 legged cat with my shrieks of mirth over some of the descriptions, Portia! I have never seen him move so fast to get away from this pajama clad, cackling old queerdo mistress of his. : )
Smooth Thai Floral Oudh by Grandawood-if there was a Pulitzer Perfume Description prize for scent notes, this one would have put you in first place. What a treat it would have been to be there sniffing these with you and TinaG.
Thanks for making my morning full of mirth. ❤
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YAY! So glad Cee.
Poor cat but glad you got some laughs.
TinaG is an excellent scent sniff player. we both smell things quite differently in a lot of cases which really makes it interesting. If we both LOVE something it’s often for varied reasons.
You’re so welcome.
Portia xx
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Now that was a great read, Portia! What’s sticking in my mind is truly bizarre, tho. I see a slightly off-kilter person walking along in socks and sandals, hurling bits of metal through the air on his way to an old folks home that smells of poo, bandaids and bacon. He’s going to visit his grandmother who smells like a camel. He sees her only once a year believing that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder and besides which, she’s a bitch and he hates her. 😂😂.
Olympic Orchids has my ears perked up and nostrils a-flaring. The Guerlain sounds good in theory, but being a new-ish release and not having heard much buzz about it, I’m kind of leary.
Congratulations Cassieflower!
Wish I’d win again, I liked that ☺️
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HILARIOUS Marcella,
I’m sure you’ll get a win soon enough. It’s all random. You’re here quite a bit and often comment repeatedly, odds are you’ll get a win.
Yeah, Guerlain do so many new releases and re-releases every year. It is hard to keep current. They are debasing their own product. This is what happens when you’re a LVMH cash cow.
Portia xx
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Are you suggesting that I’m an over-sharer 🤨. Just kidding about winning tho, I’m here for the happy banter and crazy good peeps.
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I love your vivid imagination Marcella! Why don’t you try writing children’s stories? 😉
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That sounds like work. I might be allergic.
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Oh how I want to try Guerlainade. I am in Chopard Rose Malaki today. So woody and warm on this sleety day.
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Hey Gina,
Yeah, it’s really nice to sniff something so old and revered.
Portia x
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Imagine APJ crowd come to Australia for a sniff session! There would surely be a riot 🙂
Anything by Guerlain (their newest hits, however, excluded) makes my heart pop. La belle and Hamsa sound great, too.
I’ve only tried two new frags this week: Moschino pink something and Ajmal Celestial Orchid. The former smells as if it were made for a tween, and Ajmal is nice but too sweet for me.
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Cassie, congrats!!
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🤗thank you
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I think we’d be quite a riotous gang alright. A whole classroom of unruly pupils.
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As a former goody two shoes straight A student I would like to be part of this gang.
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I wasn’t such a good girl😉🤡
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My marks were very good if I wanted them to be. I believe my behaviour left much to be desired. But then again, who can blame me? I had a physics teacher named Mr. Dick and a music teacher called Mr. Cox. Now come on! That stuff’s just begging for some adolescent hijinks 😂
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That’s hilarious Marcella 😀 I’d be surely kicked out of the classroom for making stupid remarks.
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YAY! I’d love it if you came. We have a spare room with bunks.
Your wallet is thanking you for not loving those frags.
Portia xx
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Thank you, Portia! Our wallets have more common sense than we do 🙂
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Yayyy, awesome to win again😃 thanks heaps. Please DNEM this week for anything.
I’m pmsl here at your description of Smooth Thai Floral Oudh, but I think you should rename it with something more suited to its description. We could have oodles of fun with that one. But I think I’d give it a pass. The Guerlains sound a bit scrumptious, and speaking of scrumptious Pierre’s Metal Harlant sounds rather good too. Think I would sidestep the baconish Byredo, if I wanted to smell like that I’d just sit out in the boiling sun, har har. My only new sniff this week was your Indian Study Santal, the sneaky Sandalwood. I like that very much, it’s very smooth.
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Excellent. So glad you like the Indian Santal. Me too. Gorgeous.
Portia xx
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You are hilariously funny Portia! I quite enjoyed your Grandawood review. Sounds stinky in a wonderfully fun way!
Now I want to sniff these two Guerlain! Guerlainade and Quand Vient sound good to my nose. I can always count on you to mention frags I need to know!
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Hey Kathleen,
We were laughing hard too. So much fun sniffing with TinaG.
Ahhhh, those Guerlains are yum. Guerlainade is impossible to find nowadays. I was sent this decant by a lovely frag friend.
Portia xx
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I smelled Quand Vient la Pluie once and deeply regret not forking over the large amount of cash for it.
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Yeah, it IS pricey TaraC,
I dunno. Probably don’t need more than I have for my lifetime TBH.
Portia xx
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Not sniffed any of these, but the pleasure is as much in the reading as the smelling…
that said, Quand Vient la Pluie sounds bloody lovely.
(is the bacon note in the other kind of like the smell you get when you make lapsang too strong? or full on bacon sarnie bacon?)
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Good question, yes the Lapsang parallel is a good one.
Portia xx
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I have not tried any of these, but the Guerlains sound right up my alley.
Have not even heard of the others, so it is great to have insights into them (even with the toilet carpet bit!)
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Hi JackieB,
Yep, the Guerlains are good.
Nice contrast with the stinky stuff.
Portia xx
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Give me the Guerlainade and the Hasma.. none of the others you describe I’d be interested in. Tina and you must pop down to visit me one time.
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HA!
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Haven’t tried any of these. The Byredo I can safely let pass, not a big fan of bacon or Byredo in general, even if I see Byredo as a good entry point to niche, well suited to go with the Scandinavian fashion in clothing and design in general.
I like the perfumes in the Collection Croisière, and have stolen some spritzes from a bottle my sister owns. However, Métal Hurlant is not my style, I would guess.
Quand Vient la Pluie is the only one which really grabbed my attention, I have nothing like that in my collection.
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Ahhhh, a VERY speedy addition to anyones collection Ingeborg.
Portia xx
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Is Guerlinade about lily? I thought it is about lilac.. or there are multiple versions of guerlinade?
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This is the fragrance, not the base Fazal. It may be lilac.
Portia x
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Sniffing perfume with perfumista friends is wonderful! Ever since we became so active here on APJ I think what fun it would be to have a gathering of all the people involved 🙂
I’m not familiar with any of the perfumes from this week but I’m interested in Metal Hurlant ever since I’ve read the first review of it but still didn’t get my hands on it. Guerlinade, the classic, would also be worth a sniff.
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Hey Neva,
We have been lucky to meet up with a bunch of perfume peeps from APJ over the years, all over the world.
One day you and I will have a super Croatian sniff session.
Promise.
Portia xx
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I do miss the sniffy. Hamsa is great.
I laughed so hard on Grandawood…
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YAY! Making you laugh is my reason to live Evan,
Yeah, you and the wife need to come over one Saturday and sniff with me.
Portia xx
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