Sweet Darling by Thierry Wasser for Kylie Minogue 2007

Hiya Fellow Fumies,

This is not a fragrance I would ever have seen myself owning or reviewing and I’ve not read a review of any of Kylie’s fragrances but instinctively felt they’d be shite. Even the name Sweet Darling has my “WTF why another super sweet boring clone-ish confection by one more celeb with NO FECKING CLUE about perfume,” face on.

I love Kylie, have performed to her music, had it blaring from my car/house/radio, loved her videos, fashion, concerts. I’ve been in the same room as her even, though we’ve never spoken. A girlfriend of mine (Heya Annie!) has a few of her fragrances but this one didn’t work for her so she wondered if I would like it. Um, sure….

Photo Stolen girl

So brought said bottle home and looked it up, Thierry Wasser (of Guerlain fame) made both Darling and this sweet flanker Sweet Darling. Maybe it won’t be so bad starts to click over in my head. What if it was fabulous and we’d all been ignoring it because we thought it was a celebutards celebuscent? Could it be so?

Fragrantica gives the accords as:
Top: Passionfruit, freesia
Heart: Boronia, cotton candy
Base: Australian sandalwood, patchouli and vanilla

Photo Stolen Fragrantica

How does it smell on? If you like Miss Dior Cherie or whatever they call it these days then this is for you. It’s a super bargain slightly different version of that. GAK!!!

Fizzy and uber sweet opening, honestly it’s just sweet, I can’t pick passionfruit or freesia out of this, maybe some pineapple? I can’t THINK!! Like that little bit of vomit in the back of your mouth sometimes, sweet, acidic, wrong, swallow, burning sensation. It stays sweet and ripe, but not so searing after about 20 minutes, and the cotton candy is definitely doing a kissy kissy twirl thang but the boronia has passed me by, there’s a slightly spicy note that may be boronia? I can’t tell. At about the 40 minute mark I am getting a vanilla/patchouli swirl through the sweet stuff. It stops being quite so sweet by the one hour mark and starts to be a very conventional, and quite nice, vanilla/wood/chouli base. I don’t know how long it lasts because I am going for a bath.

CheapSmells has 50ml for $20.27, and the rest of the range

I hope all is your world is SWEET, Darling. Have you tried it? Any of Kylie’s fragrances?
See you tomorrow for another instalment.
Portia xx
Even though I didn’t love Sweet Darling, I do LOVE Kylie’s current single, TIMEBOMB. Yes, I’ve shown it before but it ROCKS!!

9 thoughts on “Sweet Darling by Thierry Wasser for Kylie Minogue 2007

  1. Hahahaha! “I dont know how long it lasts because I’m going for a bath” Hahahahaha!

    Thanks for the laugh (and the saved money, not that I was going to bother smelling anything in a bottle that looks like my silly 16 year old self would have LOVED).

    Having said that, don’t hate on the (vintage, original) Miss Dior Cherie (from 2005). 😦 It’s so juicy; I have bought every old bottle available on Ebay haha! That new Miss Dior (Cherie) reformulation/renaming is watery garbage though.

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  2. Ouch! My teeth hurt just reading about this one. Too sweet for my blood. I do love cotton candy but I don’t want to smell like it. I like Kylie too. I doubt I’ll ever see this one here. I don’t think any of her scents are available here. She’s not high on the popular list it seems.

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  3. I have to say that “Timebomb” seems like an apt name for the perfume, too. Thank gosh you got it off of you – who knows what might have happened?! 😉

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  4. I do love a snarky review from time to time, it’s like a palate-cleanser.

    Favorite line: “Even the name Sweet Darling has my “WTF why another super sweet boring clone-ish confection by one more celeb with NO FECKING CLUE about perfume,” face on. I know the feel of that face well. 🙂

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